YOU ARE
32nd
NOW SERVING: nobody
POINTS (USELESS)
0
this will not help
COMBO x2
Esc pause · R restart
PAUSE · DASH to go
SPOT CLOSING
POINTS MATTER • POINTS MATTER • POINTS MATTER • (they don't) • POINTS MATTER • POINTS MATTER • POINTS MATTER • (they don't) •
NOW SERVING · WINDOW 2
WAIT IN
LINE
Take a number. Guard your spot. Patience and chaos (mostly patience).
A queue-window tragedy about loot, gaps, and lies.
WASD / Arrows move
Shift / Space dash
Esc pause · R restart
Left stick move
DASH (big pink button)
PAUSE any time
PAUSED
The line is also paused. This is the only time it will ever wait for you.
FRONT OF THE LINE
YOU WERE SERVED
Score: 0. The clerk did not care.
You waited. That's the whole joke.