FLIGHT STATUS
DELAYED
0:55
LEG 1/5
MILES ACCRUED
0
worthless · redeem nowhere
ITINERARY
ANTARCTICA
➜
ABU DHABI
$48,002 one way
SECRET DOCS
IN BRIEFCASE
Esc pause · R restart
PAUSE · DASH to go
NOW BOARDING NOWHERE • SECRET DOCS MUST FLY • TSA NEVER SLEEPS • +47h DELAY • GATE ∞ THIS WAY • NOW BOARDING NOWHERE • SECRET DOCS MUST FLY •
SPY · COMEDY · ACTION
FLIGHT
DELAYED
THE DOCUMENTS MUST FLY
Five absurd legs. TSA everywhere. Boarding is closing. The airline does not care about your suffering.
WASD / Arrows move
Shift / Space DASH
E SHOW DOCS (screening)
Esc pause · R restart
Left stick move
DASH!!! (big gold button)
Hold DASH near TSA = SHOW DOCS
PAUSE (same as Esc)
PAUSED
The boarding timer also paused. Peak airport mercy.
LEG 1/5
MADE THE GATE!
ANTARCTICA → ABU DHABI
Docs still classified. Next connection is somehow worse.
Enter / Space · or mash the fat button
DEPARTED WITHOUT YOU
MISSED FLIGHT
Boarding closed. The plane left with your dignity.
Retry this leg. The docs are still in the briefcase. Somehow.
DOCS DELIVERED???
YOU MADE EVERY GATE
Miles Accrued: 0. Worth: $0.00.
Five legs. Infinite TSA. One clerk who stamped "RECEIVED" and went on break. Peak cinema.