THE DOCUMENTS MUST FLY
Five absurd legs. TSA everywhere. Boarding is closing. The airline does not care about your suffering.
The boarding timer also paused. Peak airport mercy.
ANTARCTICA → ABU DHABI
Docs still classified. Next connection is somehow worse.
Enter / Space · or mash the fat button
Boarding closed. The plane left with your dignity.
Retry this leg. The docs are still in the briefcase. Somehow.
Miles Accrued: 0. Worth: $0.00.
Five legs. Infinite TSA. One clerk who stamped "RECEIVED" and went on break. Peak cinema.